I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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