this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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