well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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