Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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