Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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