I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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