shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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