STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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