Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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