You really coming over, don't trick.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
