you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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