you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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