ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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