no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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