I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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