well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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