it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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