YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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