btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
