rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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