No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Green mimosas i think yes
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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