Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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