Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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