Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You have to summon your inner elephant
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Randomize