I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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