as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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