YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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