i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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