just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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