Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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