big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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