SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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