scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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