Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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