i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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