im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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