What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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