I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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