Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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