i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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