not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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