Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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