This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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