He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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