he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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