this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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