Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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