I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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