Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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