The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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