Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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