cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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