I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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