I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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