STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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