I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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