yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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