haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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