yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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