the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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